Mom said there'd be days like this...
What she didn't say was that essentially every day is like this, until the sweet release of my merciful demise.
So after doing my rounds, (total news gathered: Nada) i stop by Mcdonalds in an effort to sample their new chicken sandwiches, largely because the voices in my head (or at least office) told me too. So after waiting in line to place my order. I am informed by the Minimum wage powers that be that it is BREAKFAST time (In a voice informing me, that, I, THE VOICE OF JOURNALISM IN GREATER RABUN COUNTY, am a huge dumbass) which reminded me that while I have already been hard at work for 4.5 hours, everyone else was sleeping (lazy peons). So I can't have a chicken sandwich. So I order a breakfast burrito meal. ( i don't really want the meal, and am kind of turned off by the whole idea of fast food at this point, but I would feel stupid NOT ordering something, So i spend about 4 dollars to NOT feel stupid... Not money well spent as it turns out.)
I get a diet coke, and put it in the DRINK HOLDER (Irony to follow) and turn out, where I am promptly cut off by some whack job. Before I can even unleash a few choice words you can most certainly NOT say on the radio, the diet coke sails out of the poorly titled beverage retaining device, on to the floor, where it proceeds to dumps what seemed like 1200 fluid ounces of nutrisweet laden watered down soda onto the SKY Rider carpet.
A roll of Bounty later, I sit at my desk, failing to enjoy my consumption of what probably amounts to the calories delievered to famine starved africa by US military C-130s. And not enjoying a morsel of it..
Well, maybe the hash browns.
So after doing my rounds, (total news gathered: Nada) i stop by Mcdonalds in an effort to sample their new chicken sandwiches, largely because the voices in my head (or at least office) told me too. So after waiting in line to place my order. I am informed by the Minimum wage powers that be that it is BREAKFAST time (In a voice informing me, that, I, THE VOICE OF JOURNALISM IN GREATER RABUN COUNTY, am a huge dumbass) which reminded me that while I have already been hard at work for 4.5 hours, everyone else was sleeping (lazy peons). So I can't have a chicken sandwich. So I order a breakfast burrito meal. ( i don't really want the meal, and am kind of turned off by the whole idea of fast food at this point, but I would feel stupid NOT ordering something, So i spend about 4 dollars to NOT feel stupid... Not money well spent as it turns out.)
I get a diet coke, and put it in the DRINK HOLDER (Irony to follow) and turn out, where I am promptly cut off by some whack job. Before I can even unleash a few choice words you can most certainly NOT say on the radio, the diet coke sails out of the poorly titled beverage retaining device, on to the floor, where it proceeds to dumps what seemed like 1200 fluid ounces of nutrisweet laden watered down soda onto the SKY Rider carpet.
A roll of Bounty later, I sit at my desk, failing to enjoy my consumption of what probably amounts to the calories delievered to famine starved africa by US military C-130s. And not enjoying a morsel of it..
Well, maybe the hash browns.
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