And yet you beg for Federal Assistance?

Your levees get overwhelmed leading to a natural disaster. What do you do?

A. Set up a five year plan of re-engineering and strengthening levees and dams, even though it raises taxes.

B. Begin an expensive public work project which raises the average height above sea-level for the city

C. Set up a government run Wireless Internet Provider

D. Work tirelessly to eliminate corruption and government waste, and create a tax incentive system to lure business to the city, which will in turn lure workers

Clearly the answer is C. After all, if we have wireless, my house can be floating down the street, but I can still blog and moan about how the Federal Goverment isn't responding fast enough.